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User:kiss_mekill_me2 (12504983)
C'est La Vie
It is what it is.
Name:Natalie
Website:LULLZ MAISPACE
Location:Hales Corners, Wisconsin, United States
Birthdate:1987-11-09
LJ Talk:
Bio:I write in this for myself - not for you, not for anyone else. This is *my* space, and nobody else's. I'm tired of doing things other peoples' ways's. It's MY turn to call the shots. It's MY turn to speak my fucking mind.

And if you have a problem with that? Well, tough shit, asshole.

<3

What I'm posting to "add me" communities:

Hi. My name is Natalie, and:

º I'm 20. Yay~!
º I'm very, very, very happily engaged to the most incredible man in the world. he is mine. MINE, I SAY. RARR. (We're to be married in Fall '08 or Spring '09. Not sure on which yet. o_o)
º I'm something of a cynical, opinionated bitch much of the time - but not without a reason. If it's just a normal day, I'm simply a goofball.
º I despise most of our society's subcultures, "wiggers"and "emo kids" alike. (Yuck.)
º I am music-addicted. I adore indie, rock, some punk, some metal, jazz, blues, folk, and classical music. I also have a soft spot for musicals, plus I will never stop singing. NEVER. EVER.
º I have a weird fucking sense of humor. I will not explain - just look at my journal for several examples.
º I don't update my LJ very often right now, but that's gradually changing. I promise.
º I'm never online during the day - I'm a self-induced night owl. D:
º I have too many rats, a cat that hates my rats and drinks from the toilet, a guinea pig with an attitude problem, and a black moor goldfish named "Big Black Titties".
º I don't smoke or do drugs, but I do appreciate a good Mike's now and then.
º I have had a girlfriend, but she had a few too many problems: 1) she was a minor (17), 2) she had a daughter (2), 3) she had a boyfriend, 4) she had several substance abuse problems, and 4) she was ICP obsessed.

Needless to say, we didn't last too long.

º I'm slightly chubby right now, but hell, with all the sex that my fiancee and I have, I'll likely burn my size 9/10/11 down to a size 4 by the end of the month.
º I HAVE A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS (deedlydee)....
º I hate eczema, and there is a very good chance that I will hate psoriasis very soon, if I don't already.
º I am very agnostic; so much, in fact, that I am very borderline atheist.
ºI am very active in gay and women's rights. If you are a 'phobe or a sexist douchebag, backpedal fast, bitches. D:


::WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN A FRIEND::
ºSomebody with similar interests and beliefs, preferably. This is at least mildly shallow, yes, but I'm just tired of people adding me for the sake of being addwhores and not having ANYTHING in common with myself.
ºSomebody relatively close to my age; anything over 30 feels sort of weird to me. I don't know why. It just does.
ºPeople that are capable of speaking their minds! Don't sugar-coat shit just because you're afraid of what others think. if you do, then I simply pity you.
ºPeople with an appreciation for music. Seriously.
ºPeople that can tolerate my weird fucking sense of humor and/or my bitching posts.

Ciao!

.x.


QUOTES TO LIVE BY:

"Drusilla gasped as Lord Forwhyllyn loosed his throbbing manhood from the sweaty confines of his breeches and plunged it into her quivering woman-flesh!" -Jimbo

"PEW PEW PEW" -laser cat

"Hattie, I'm horny." - former Arizona governor Bruce Babbitt to his wife during his Democratic presidential campaign (He didn't realize his mike was on.)

“I watched a porno once, it was really funny.” -Katie Holmes, upon being asked what she would be watching during the duration of her stay in the Xenu-proof bunker that her husband is building

"I'm blue, bada dee da bada dada dee da." - Eiffel 65.

Little Girl: "Mommy, why doesn't Santa visit the poor?"
Mother: "Because they're communists and Santa doesn't approve of communism."

If you have any other "zomg awzum" quotes to share, email me at kissme.killme2[AT]gmail.com

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Memories:2 entries
Pictures:over 10 public
Interests:13: cappuccino, coffee, dance, fairuza balk, idina menzel, love, music, musicals, natalie portman, photography, sex, white chocolate mocha lattes, yogurt
Schools:Port Washington High School - Port Washington, WI (2002 - 2006)
Friends:
People44:13wizards, 4yearstoolate, 572mg, __roflcopter, _true_original, a_fresh, andymydear, animeredith, bradythekid, bri_chan, californiaway, crotchvomiit, cum_slut_barbie, d0se, dopplar_fex, downsincedayone, enervatexxx, exileineire, fourth_wave, fromchaos311, greenstik, heypancake, imthrubeingcool, jinwicked, khaoskomix, kiss_mekill_me2, momofreckles, nalerni, nihilistatbest, nostalgia__, pauliemarie, piff_poff, princesspop, qcjeph, r0x, sallydearheart, scarletq, silentfreakk, themeadow1987, tragicromance88, tsukiakariokami, wicked_tonic, xxziggy, yourexception
Communities15:18friends, addmeover18, bisexual, budgerigars, budgietalk, carpet_sharks, cats_meow_icons, cityofmilwaukee, femramble_18, kageroumanga, lecollage, lithium_picnic, medquest, premade_myspace, rat_lovers
Feeds1:enjoythefilm
Mutual Friends:39: 13wizards, 4yearstoolate, 572mg, __roflcopter, a_fresh, andymydear, animeredith, bradythekid, californiaway, crotchvomiit, cum_slut_barbie, d0se, dopplar_fex, downsincedayone, enervatexxx, exileineire, fourth_wave, greenstik, heypancake, imthrubeingcool, khaoskomix, kiss_mekill_me2, momofreckles, nalerni, nihilistatbest, nostalgia__, pauliemarie, piff_poff, princesspop, r0x, sallydearheart, scarletq, silentfreakk, themeadow1987, tragicromance88, tsukiakariokami, wicked_tonic, xxziggy, yourexception
Also Friend of:2: emotionz3, maybefuckyeah
Member of:53: 18friends, ___promowhore, _fandom_icons_, _p_r_o_m_o_s_, _pro_mo_te_, add_me, addmenowdamnit, addmeover18, antitheism, azjournal, bisexual, budgerigars, budgietalk, carpet_sharks, cats_meow_icons, cityofmilwaukee, dear_friend, dietingsupport, different_page, enchantedmovie, engagedemotions, fairuzabalk, femramble_18, free_manga, fullsizepmore, juno_lims, junoverse, kageroumanga, lecollage, lithium_picnic, lollipop_shower, medquest, mood_mania, moodtheme, myspace_layouts, natalieicons, paintedlayouts, penpals_over18, persnickety_lj, petsmart_staff, poems, premade_ljs, premade_myspace, pretty_letters, punkpals, rat_lovers, reallifewedding, realwoman, selfportraits, snailmail, soinlovew_icons, weddingplans, xpromotexwhorex
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